Me: *hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup*

Jess: STOPHICCUPINGRIGHTNOW!!!

Cat: JESUS CHRIST WTF

Me: FUCKING LOL.

.....And I think it actually worked. Apparently the cure to hiccups is to scare the ever loving shit out of your cat.

 Jess and I just had a wrestling match which ended with us using massive amounts of sewing pins to attach each other's pant legs to the carpet. She won with a criss-crossing technique that made it surprisingly difficult for me to remove my leg from the ground. My technique of MORE IS BETTER however pretty much failed but it did look pretty awesome.

So this morning, Jess left to go visit her mother for about ten days. For us, this is a very long time, which may or may not be pathetic. In any case, given this fact, last night there was some business to be done. At the end of the evening, we settled in to this business -- that is, we were making out. At some point while kissing, I slide my arm ( Read more... )